Hilarious Post To Make You Laugh

1. POLICE AND GOAT





2. CHILLING





3. BANK TELLER



4. NOWADAYS



5. ESCAPE



6. OSHOGBO WEED



7. SUYA THINGS



8. POLITE BARBERS ZIMBABWE



9. WELCOME TO 2017


10. PARACETAMOL




Happy New year to all.Wishing you all a properous new year ahead. Enjoy.

FACTS TO MAKE YOU SEEM SMARTER

1. In 2017 you can re-use canenders from the years 2006, 1995, 1989, 1978, 1967, 1961, 1950, 1939, 1933, and 1922. Here is a 2006 calender for you to check it out.

                                         

2. Each year, Google recieve more than 2 million jobs applications from around the world. 

3. Donald Trump was the most Googled person of 2016, in 88 countries, including Mexico, Spain, South Africa and New Zealaland.




4. After Barrack Obama visted Kenya in 2015, Two women named their sons Air Force One.



 
5. Before the invasion of Iraq in March 2003, Saddam Hussein had turned over the day-to-day running of the Iraqi government to his aides and was spending most of his time writing a novel.







6. Bees Know when it's going to rain, so they put an extra work the day before.




7. Africa is both the world's second-largest and second-most-populous continent.





8. The big toe carries the most weight of all the toes, bearing about 40% of the load.




9.The bigger an animal's brain, the longer it will yawn.



10. Yawning and stretching at the same time is called pandiculating.

Feel free to tell us some facts we might have omitted in the comment section, Thank you all for reading.

INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT NIGERIA

Nigeria is a country in West Africa, has boundaries with Niger and Chad Republic in the north, Cameroon in the eastern part, Benin Republic on the western border and the Atlantic ocean at the southern end. Nigeria is the most populous country in Africa with more than 160 million people living there. What these means is that one in every 7 Africans is a Nigerian. The terrain in Nigeria changes from high Savanna-covered plateau in the north to the oil rich Niger Delta in the southern part down to the rain forest belt region towards the coast. Despite the insecurity and some slight political instabilities facing the country there are some interesting facts about Nigeria that are worth noting. Lungu.com brings you some interesting and fun facts about Nigeria, the most populous black nation on earth. Enjoy jare.

1. MOST POPULOUS COUNTRY IN AFRICA

Nigeria is the most populous country in Africa and the 8th most populous in the world with a population of more than 160 million people. okay, the next African country to come close is Ethiopia with a population count of 84 million. that is about half of the Nigerian population.

2. MORE THAN 250 ETHNIC GROUPS

Nigeria has more 250 ethnic groups, however there three dominant tribes are: the Igbos, Hausa-Fulani and Yoruba which make up 18%, 29% and 21% respectively. Other tribes includes: Kanuri, Tiv, Idoma, Efik, and many more.

3. CHRISTIANITY AND ISLAM ARE THE 2 MAJOR RELIGION

The major religion in Nigeria are christianity and Islam. About half of the Yorubas are Christians and half Muslims, though many maintain traditional beliefs. The Igbos in the south east are mostly Christians; The Hausa/Fulani in the northern Nigeria are mostly Islamic and dominated by the Hausa-Fulani ethnic group. Southern Nigeria is more westernized and urbanizedthan the north with the Yoruba in the south west and Igbo in the south east.

4. ONE OF THE OLDEST LOCATIONS OF HUMAN EXISTENCE 

Evidence from archeological discoveries have shown that there was a history of human existence in Nigeria which has been dated to as far back as 9000 BC. The Nok civiliazation around 500 BC- 200 BC is the earliestknown civiliazation here. Dusky ka gane!

5. HOME OF NOLLYWOOD

Nollywood is the name given to the Nigerian movie industry and it has recently been ranked the second largest producers of movies in the world; just trailing behind Bollwood; the Indian film industry and ahead of America's Hollywood. Nollywood produces u[ to 200 movies every single week and her movies has won half of the yearly awards for best picture since 2005. Na So.

6. LARGEST DIVERSITY OF BUTTERFLY

Nigeria boast in being the most suitable habitat for the worlds largest diversity of the most colourful creatures - the butterflies. It is widely believed that the areas surrouding Calabar, Cross River State in the southern part of the country harbours the world's largest diversity of butterflies. Lets go there!

7. OGUN STATE HAS THE HIGHEST NUMBERS OF UNIVERSITIES IN NIGERIA

Ogun State is one of the states in the western part of the country and it has a total of nine registered universities, making it the state with the highest number of universities in Nigeria.

8. THE LONGEST BRIDGE IN AFRICA

The third mainland bridge in Lagos State connecting Lagos Island and the mainland is the longest bridge in Africa. It measuresabout 11.8 km. The bridge was built by Julius Berger Nigeria PLC and opened by President Ibrahim Babangida in 1990.

9. LARGEST PRODUCERS OF CRUDE OIL

Nigeria is the 12th largest producer of crude oil in the world and the 8th largest exporter. Nigeria has the 10th largest proven reserves of petroleum worldwide. Petroleum plays an important role in the country's economy and contibutes more than 85% of the total goverment's revenue.

10. WE LOVE PIDGIN ENGLISH

Pidgin english in Nigeria is fundemental if you want to understand the daily activities that go on in the country. Everybody speaks pidgin english like Jamaica speaks Patwa. Even if you speak Queen 's english it is important that you incoperate pidgin english, if not you are on yorr own. As e be so na the end of this interesting facts about we country Naija. So make una carry go. add any one wey you think say we no add no vex., thats pidgin english yo, thank you una bye-bye.

SURPRISING FACTS ABOUT BABIES

New born babies look fragile and helpless when held in your hands for the first time. The fact is new born's are actually incredibly durable and capable little things in some ways that will blow your mind. BOOM!

1. Newborns Can Swim  

A group of scientist decided one day that it will be a good idea to dip 36 newborns' faces into cold water and just see what happened. Surprisingly, instead of committing mass infanticide, they discovered something amazing - the babies instinctively knew how to hold their breath. They survived and evening came out smiling and giggling. Babies can also kick and move their legs in a doggy-paddle motion that actually keeps them afloat. The experiments proved that newborns have an instinctive ability to dive and swim. Researchers also found that we lose this ability when we turn six months old, also discovered through an experiment that went slightly less well.

2. There Is No Limit To The Amount Of Sugar A Child Can Enjoy.

 

Sugar doesn't react in a child's body the same way it does in adult's. A child's body is begging for sugar, so it has a lot of positive effects. In fact for kids it serves as a natural pain reliever.
They're designed to like it - and there's no limit to how much they can take. Adults will describe anything with more sugar than a can of Coca-Cola as too sweet but kids have no limits.

3. Newborns Can Crawl - As Long As It's Toward A Boob

Normally, children don't start crawling until they're 7-10 months old. As it turns out thats because they don't have the right incentive. If a baby's motivated enough, you can get them to crawl as soon as they come out of the womb. An experiment was conducted on babies immediately after they were born.The child was dried, laid on the mother's chest, and not fed - just to see what would happen. For the first 15 minutes, the children just laid there. After a while they started to spontaneously suck at the air, and before the test was done, the babies actually crawled over to the mother's nipple and started sucking. So you can get your baby to crawl, all it takes is about an hour of leaving a new born child to fend for itself. Haba!

4. Newborns Have The Same Effect On Mothers As Drugs  

If you've ever seen a mother holding a newborn baby, you've seen a woman looking happier and calmer than she's ever looked in her life. And there is reason for that - it's because that baby is messing with chemicals in her brain.
As soon as mother becomes pregnant, her body starts producing oxytocin. It's a chemical that comes out in our bodies in all our happiest experiences. We get it when we fall in love and when we have sex, and it flushes us with a sense of calm and well-being. Mothers get a surge of oxytocin when they make skin to skin contact with their babies and it makes them euphoric.

5. Babies Can Speak Dog Language



Your baby might not be able to understand every word you say, but she can understand somebody else - your dog. A study on six month-old babies found that babies can understand a dog's barks -even if they've never seen a dog in their lives. The study played recordings of vicious and friendly dog barks to the babies while showing them pictures of happy and angry dogs. They found that the babies looked at the happy dog when they heard a friendly bark and at the angry dog when they heard an angry bark. The babies could instinctively understand the tone of the barking.
Although the babies could match the barks to the pictures, that doesn't mean the babies knew how to react. Even when the dogs were angry, the babies seemed to giggle and smile throughout the game. So you might not want to live your baby alone with a dog.

6. Newborns Can Eat As Much They Want Without Getting Fat




It turns out that you don't need to worry about your baby's weight.Newborns have something called 'brown fat' that can burn calories at incredible speeds. They have a lot of it, too. It makes up about 5 percent of a newborn's body mass.
The purpose is to keep babies from dying from cold. When the temperature drops, the brown fat produces heat and burns calories like nothing else. So much so that 85 grams  of stimulated brown fat can burn 400 - 500 calories per day. Some scientist are so jealous of babies fat burning powers that they're trying to find ways to get those powers into adults. For now, though, this special ability is for babies only. Sorry,

























Feel free to tell us in the comment section of any baby abilities or powers we didn't include. Thank you. Yes Boss.

N